Oh, I know, but “Mr. President” sounds…so-o-o….so, Old World Order! You must admit, if you hope to be president of the world some day, it does have nicer ring.
I have enclosed a copy of my resume in the hope that you will give me early consideration for the position of Health Care Czar. I’ll admit that my experience of running a primary care practice in a small southern city for 27 years might be seen by some as fairly limited qualifications for such an important appointed political office. Please remember your choice for Auto Industry Czar, and please don’t see me as far too overqualified.
Now I understand where you are coming from Lord O. (Forgive my flipness there, but I need to practice that constant apology thing you’ve been teaching us.) I know you haven’t even announced a position for Health Care Czar, yet. I also understand that just like you have no intention of taking over the banking industry and the auto industry, you have no time to run the Health Care industry either. That’s what you have Czars for, personally appointed, unelected public officials who answer only to you. I’m sure as the great Constitutional professor that you are, you can show me where they are listed or will be listed in the Constitution by judicial fiat, but that can wait.
I also understand such positions are usually reserved for prominent political supporters. I’ll admit, I haven’t exactly been with you all the way on things. Okay, so I didn’t vote for you. But I did admire that 3 pointer you shot in Germany back during the campaign and I’m hoping you’ll see me as an athletic supporter in the same light.
I want you to know, Sir Mr. President, that if you choose me, I will forget to pay my taxes this year so I’ll fit right in with the rest of the administration. Then I’ll apologize again just after you place my name in nomination and pay it all back. Once confirmed by your party in the Senate, I’ll also get right to work forming the one payer system that will drive back those evil wealthy Canadians who stream across our borders everyday taking advantage of our present obviously inferior health care system.
I anxiously await your call to service Sir!
Quite Irreverently,
Titus Taube, MD
Warner Robins, Ga.
Hello David- I think that the kids will be impressed that our president cares enough to take the time to talk to them about the importance of staying in school and why. Mr. Obama is an accomplished and thus impressive speaker who knows how to connect to ordinary citizens. If the students forget the negatives that their too often uninformed parents have told them about Mr.Obama, they will be impressed! As a former school teacher in the 60's I still remain impressed by students in general and their ability to discern the truth about many things. I don't feel that way about their parents!
Sincerely, Frank W.Gadbois
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